{"id":9784,"date":"2024-10-07T23:54:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T21:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/?p=9784"},"modified":"2024-10-07T23:54:58","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T21:54:58","slug":"als-een-mandje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/?p=9784","title":{"rendered":"Als een mandje."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-9738 size-thumbnail\" src=\"http:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-624x624.png 624w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kennen jullie die grap van die vrouw die na een lekkage van ruim twee jaar eindelijk weer een keukenvloer had?<\/p>\n<p>Nee? Lachen, joh. Echt een hele goeie grap&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9784 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8448.png'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8448-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8449.png'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8449-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-9738 size-thumbnail\" src=\"http:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer-624x624.png 624w, https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Keukenvloer.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kennen jullie die grap van die vrouw die na een lekkage van ruim twee jaar eindelijk weer een keukenvloer had?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ergernissen","category-me-myself-and-i"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9784"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9790,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9784\/revisions\/9790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicky0607.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}